*Not applicable to the wonderful ladies who continue to practice good Washroom Etiquette*
To the rest of you......
Dear Pigs,
I honestly don't understand how some of you continue to miss the toilet. The objective is to aim within the white ring. Not on it, around it or on the walls. As much as I can appreciate a great work of art, feces on a wall doesn't do it for me.
When I'm in the stall next to you, and you leave before me without washing your hands.....
I know you didn't wash your hands and you know you didn't wash your hands. Don't force me to look down at your footwear and stalk you armed with a bottle of hand sanitizer. I will do it!
FLUSH YOUR WASTE! Not sure what kind of a sick fetish you have with your excrement, but I'm not interested! Leave that Sh*t at home!
Put your litter in the garbage bins. Nobody wants to pick up your paper towels or used something or others. If I catch you doing this, I'm going to call you on it....No Mercy!
Last but not least, be Discreet with your Monthly Visiter! I don't have to break this one down, you know what I'm talking about here. Just don't do it! It's filthy and you're filthy!
Respect Washroom Etiquette! Think about the person who has to use the washroom after you. It could be a child, an eldery woman or a 30-ish woman who will wrangle you to the floor in a fit of anger!
Don't tempt me...
Cheers,
Sig.
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